Saucy Faucet

The other day I got out the shower and caught sight of my new bod and did a sort of mental "how *you* doin?"

I thought--I should wear lipstick today! I put on lipstick and then brushed my teeth. DUH.

The toothbrush was completely covered in lipstick. The end of it looked like I'd mauled a squirrel. I thought, "this would make a funny post!"

I grabbed my cameraphone and took a picture of the bloody looking toothbrush in the sink.

I captioned it, "Rules for chicks: first brush teeth, *then* put on lipstick!"

Oh! I am so *clever* I thought.

I go to my bedroom to get dressed.

I think, "Hmmmm I should put some punctuation in that caption."

I pop open the ibook and load up buzznet.

It's then I notice the faucet in the picture.

You can see me in it.

I'm not wearing clothes.

Now, you had to turn the picture upside down... but my Dad looks at my Buzznet! I quickly deleted the post. Only one view... Hmmm SAFE! I think.

nope.

good old griff in England has already looked at my saucy faucet.

He says my modesty is safe that he didn't notice any extra information... nevertheless my blog has a new name... to remind me to not blog naked!