Saucy Faucet

Mom and Dad were ragging on me this morning- teasing me about stuff... and I said, "When I leave, you guys will just be sitting, looking at the walls, bored and missing me."

Dad, "Yeah, but we'll be doing it naked."

I had a bad morning. I woke up from a terrible dream in which Al Roker was grading my life and gave me a 38 out of 100!!! He listed ways that I could improve-- the only one I remember are improving my singing and taking more vitamins--but the report in the dream was pages thick about how I suck.

I was late to weight watchers--why? because I know I had eaten WAY too much chocolate this week. I decided to make my life better by blogging my morning from my cameraphone. I took some cutesy creative pictures on my commute and uploaded them... OR SO I THOUGHT! I was pissed today to find none of them made their way to Buzz and I still have Amir on my front page..

ARGH!

Work is CRAZY right now and I am starting to develop a twich everytime I see people in matching sweaters approach the studio.

I am running out of patience--which is bad. Christmas is still weeks away.

help.

I feel like I have no time/I am exhausted and I feel guilty for bitchin' because life isn't *that* bad.

I have all sorts of projects to finish, I am ignoring friends... I am not getting enough sleep- no excercise except chasing two year old back into the studio...

bleh.

BLEH.

and I gained this week. But at least I showed up and faced the scale. ECK! I haven't changed my stats yet-- I'll do it tomorrow.

I just want to hibernate through the winter. OH MY GOD! and are you ready for this?!?!? A customer told us today that she didn't to buy a "landscape" picture read: horizontal, because you can't buy frames to fit them. HOLY Schnikes! Doesn't she know that frames can usually just be turned on their sides and VIOLA! a horizontal frame! I would have believed she was kidding if I hadn't witnessed the completely blank look on her face, firsthand.